PS - I have a question for people! I was talking to someone on here and we got into measurements and it occurs to me that I'm not sure how the convention is for stating them? I believe the measurements most people use are chest, waist, and then hip but is it in that order? So say for instance I have: Waist = 28, Breast = 37, and Hip = 38, then would I state it: "37, 28, 38"? Not that it really matters but I'm curious now!

“When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.”


How girlie am I? Becasue I was bored with no internet.

Hair:

[ ] Extensions
[x] Dyed at least once Black, bright Red, Blue, Purple – which reminds me, I really do need to redo the purple before All Hallows Eve!!!
[x] Dyed it more then 5 times Dyed it more than 5 COLOURS
[ ] Use hairspray, hair gel etc. I’m going with this means on a daily, monthly, weekly, yearly basis? I’ve used it when in plays and the like but my hair HATES such things
[ ] Change hairstyle regularly Hairstyle or haircut? Either way the answer is no… I have about 3-4 main ways of wearing it – clips into an elaborate updo, schoolgirl braids, ponytail / high bun, or down
[ ] Have layers, hair feathered etc. Hahaha – no. My hair is big and curly and makes it’s own damn layers with no input from me
[ ] Straighten your hair Like twice a year so no
[ ] Curl your hair AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – phleeeze.
[ ] Blow dry your hair … If I wanted a MEGAFRO… which is a big no.
[x] Lots of clips, hair bands etc. See hairstyle number one. I need 10-15 just to get all these curls to stay the hell up. Good news is – if I add a tiara headband or such it looks professionally done which is bitching!

So far = 3


Face:

[ ] Foundation DARKER than your natural skin tone Don’t wear it
[x] Foundation which matches your skin tone I have a POWDER which I sometimes lightly use if I have like shiney sunscreen or something on? Does that count? The woman at the makeup counter laughed at me last time I went to buy it because the lightest shade they had just barely matched my skin Apparently I AM a child of the night.
[x] Mascara On occasion. I like funky coloured ones
[x] Eyeliner Hells to the yes. I LOVE eyeliner. I even do fun half my face designs with it that make me happy and other people stare Do love.
[ ] Blusher (sometimes) With how light my skin is I think I’d look like a prostitute clown if I tried blush… that and I tend to go for a more GOTHIC UNDEAD than YOUTHFULLY INNOCENT type look
[ ] Bronzer Bahahahahahaha – you surely jest Apollo hates me and pretending otherwise would seem rather ridiculous at this point. I wouldn’t be fooling anyone
[ ] Lip gloss, lip stick etc I use CHAPSTICK… but that’s because I live in the fucking arctic tundra for 9 months of the year
[ ] Fake eyelashes I had to use those for a dance performance once… something about having GLUE so close to my EYES just did not sit well with me. I don’t have one to spare should something slip
[ ] Eyelash curlers That thing looks like a medieval torture device. See previous answer.
[ ] About a million makeup bags and brushes That, my friend, is my sister Half the bathroom counter is for creating her mask of socially acceptable narcissism and we have a BIG bathroom.

So far = 6


Body

[ ] A piercing Nope – but if I were to get one I’d want it to be a labret
[ ] More then one piercing (one in each ear) Nooooope.
[ ] Fake tan See bronzer.
[ ] Have/had fake nails Only for haloween and I don’t think those count… considering they were on for all of like 10 hours I should totally get more for this haloween!
[ ] Eyebrows waxed/threaded Ahahahah – no. I have tiny eyebrows to begin with so I would look hilarious if I took any of that away
[ ] Have used a sun bed Seen final destination 3 waaayyy too many times to ever consider that. Plus the whole cancer thing. Plus the whole I hate being tanned thing…. Just no.
[ ] Have had a pedicure Seems a waste considering my penchant for running barefoot through fields and playing all manner of rough on your feet games. That plus 9 months of the year you don’t remove your socks unless you are either about to bathe, or about to sleep…. . and I mean like sitting on the bed about 3 seconds from being under the covers
[ ] Have had a manicure I don’t like people touching me. Plus I can’t stand any white on my nails so they are too short for anything but clear nailpolish and what’s the point. I used to paint them fun colours back in high school but I also have OCD and I was actually losing marks on exams and such because once they chipped once I HAD to get the rest off and there was no way I could concentrate on anything else until this VITAL task was complete. Just NOT a good idea somehow
[x] Legs waxed/shaved … I’m not a cavewoman thxsomuch. Thye get ICHY if I don’t shave Wax hurts like a bitch but I love it because it’s so much more lasting. I am way too lazy to take the time to do it though
[ ] Tattoos Not yet

So far = 7

Others

[ ] Worn/wear colored contacts No but I WANT purple ones! Or black or like icey white blue Something freaky I love my eyes (okay lets be honest – what *don’t* I love about myself ) but a little variation would be kool
[ ] Worn/wear contact lenses The whole eye poking thing creeps me like whoa
[ ] Own fake designer stuff Yesss… but not BECAUSE it’s designer. I usually only find out when people comment on it and I’m like… yeah… it was the comfiest one?
[ ] Follow the latest trends … from the 1800s… other than that not so much
[ ] Look orange regularly …. Uh never actually? Blue perhaps?
[ ] Pretend your fake stuff is real Hahahaha. Nope. I don’t actually KNOW which of my stuff IS real or not for the most part
[ ] Wear a lot of perfume Allergic
[ ] Wear flesh colored tights so your legs look darker. If I wear tights, and that’s a big if, then it’s fishnet or bust. I have around 11 pairs of different sizes and patterns and I love them
[X] Wear a more then 5 pieces of jewelery at a time Almost every day. I have three necklaces on average and 5ish rings, plus a pocket watch but I’m not sure if that counts?
[ ] Most of your clothes have fake diamonds on them None of my clothes have fake diamonds on them?

So far = 8

Have you:

[ ] Considered a boob job Hahaha – umm no. I’m a 34 D and all they do is get in the bloody way. Have you ever tried to compete in Kendo with breasticles? You have to wrap them so tight you can barely breathe – which impedes your abilities, and they STILL get in the way of your overhead swings which is a real bitch. Anything larger and I think I’d cry a little inside
[ ] Considered/had lipo suction I think not. I like mah body – even if my breasticles are a little annoying at times. I’ve decided long ago that breasts should be pregnancy related. Like they are there and tiny – like boy breasts, and then they just grow when you get preggers. It would totally work too because they’d have like 9 months to grow and that’s totally long enough considering how much the rest of your body does – plus they wouldn’t get in the way at other times! I vote yes.
[ ] Wanted your lips to be fuller Haha – I have a big pouty bottom lip already and all it does is get chapped easier so no thx
[ ] Considered/had botox Vote no to needles!
[ ] Gone on a diet Bahahahaha – dude I polished off an entire row of chocolate covered cookies, a quarter chocolate fudge mousse cake, and 4 crepes for dinner/dessert. I don’t think I could survive a diet
[ ] Gone to the gym Hell to the no. I can’t stand sweat. I honestly gag when I see / smell it and I also can’t touch things other people have touched when they have dirty hands. Gyms and me would not mix well
[ ] Had your teeth bleached /whitened professionally I like my sparkly whites thxsomuch
[ ] Bleached/whitened your teeth at home Ehhh – too lazy.
[ ] Had work done on your teeth so they are perfect Born perfect baby So not entirely straight… but I have canines that can cut through most anything and that’s what really matters
[ ] Had any plastic surgery I prefer metal surgery myself.

Total = 8

Now multiply your answer by 2

I am 16% Girly according to the infinite wisdom that is this meme Hahaha – so does that make me 84% Boyey?

De la pluie douce et des mensonges amers
De l'encre et la peine, le parchemin et le sang
De la force et la faiblesse, la foi et le désespoir
Et des observateurs, éternellement vigilent mais incapable de l'action
Pour le ce est leur bénédiction et leur malédiction.
De ce qui était et de ce qui pourrait avoir été
Et de ce qui ne viendra jamais pour passer
Du destin et de la mort ; pour elle est aux cendres que toutes les choses vivantes sont Destinées pour renvoyer
Et de l'espoir, pour sans lui tout le d'autre mène au rien.

The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Don’t be vague, ask for Decorinne.
[Because you’ll never get far if you don’t ask ]

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Smart. Beautiful. Decorinne.
[Damn straight. Like a GODDESS ]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Come to life. Come to Decorinne.
[Mwahahaa – enter into my web!]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Beware of expensive Decorinne.
[Damn straight. Dude – one way or another I’m worth it At least they were warned? ]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Make it a Decorinne night.
[C’mon… you know you waannnttt toooo ]

6. To someone you dislike?
I can’t believe it’s not Decorinne.
[… or is it? *shifty eyes*]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Made to make your Decorinne water.
[Ummm… yep. Nuff said ]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
A Decorinne a day helps you work, rest, and play.
[…emphasis on the play]

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Vorsprung durch Decorinne.
[No parley the anglais? Dah?]

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
It takes a tough man to make a tender Decorinne.
[XD]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Made in Scotland from Decorinne.
[Don’t mess with the kelts. It’s just not a good idea.]

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
[link] up a Decorinne.
[… sure? I’ve got nothing ]

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Decorinne really satisfies.
[mmm mmm good.]

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
And all because the Lady loves Decorinne.
[… the ladies do love the Decorinne. True Story.]

15. Your last words before you die...
A Decorinne is forever.
[Undead Decorinne will be back!]

16. Your message to a special someone..
Taste the Decorinne.
[Tastes like… lychee and green tea ]

17. Title of this post will be..
Time for a sharp Decorinne.
[When isn’t it? Decorine doesn’t come in dull bitches!]

I WAS TAGGED,
Dude – you’re getting a Decorinne!
[expect it by mail in 3-5 weeks, shipping insurance is optional at extra cost]

So yes. I am working off my work laptop because my home one has fainted for the time being. Long story only Lauren knows but it's not important. Important thing is - this one is old school and doesn't have WIFI meaning I can't get net in my house unless I'm standing in the hallway with my laptop balanced in one hand and the cord linking it to the Wifi box up on the ceiling in the hallway. Fun times really. As a result I have had to do non internet related breaks from this insane work - including this meme which I totally jacked in the hopes of having something to do to get my mind off thesising. Fun times. Anywho - did it at like 4:45 am so it's not exactly a work of genius quality - but what can you do

1. Fill up the blanks with your favorite characters or OCs / Put their names by the numbers, too.
2. Answer the questions, or try to.
3. TAG 3 people.

1) Acheron
2) Axel
3) Roxas
4) Zexion
5) Demyx
6) Sora
7) Riku
8) Lestat
9) Louis
10) Aya

1. What if 7 (Riku) and 4 (Zexion) kissed?

Lol… it’s be odd.. I can’t really see either one taking the real initiative though with one another. They’d be so cold and calculating and delicious though .

2. Where would 2 (Axel) bury a treasure?

Lol – I think he’s more the type to enjoy SPENDING the treasure… but if he were to hide it I’d say somewhere inside like his closet or room or whatnot… if outside it’d totally be in some broken down ruined place amidst a treasure trove of junk.

3. 6 (Sora) and 10 (Aya) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?

Oh hell yes to the Aya… he doesn’t do the whole talking problems out thing very well… especially if someone really annoys him.. He’ll end it quick with like a knockout blow to the neck That plus Sora-chan’s a sweetie

4. 1 (Acheron) is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5 (Demyx). Do they help 1 (Acheron)?

LOL – nope. Not at all. Know why? Because Ash is the be all and end all GOD OF DESTRUCTION. *If* he got kidnapped it’s because he wanted to be kidnapped and if so best not to meddle with his plans The message would never even reach Demdem.

5. Who is stronger? 6 (Sora) or 8 (Lestat)?

That’s kinda hard. Physically Lestat fo shizzle – in terms of like emotionally stronger and all that it’s totally So-chan. Stat wouldn’t be able to cope without his Louis

6. Who is 3's (Roxas) secret love?

Secret? … His not so secret love is totally Axel… though I suppose they probably had to hide it to an extent what with the supposed lack of hearts and all that jazz?

7. Can 8 (Lestat) juggle?

What *can’t* Stat do?

8. 1 (Acheron) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?

Nooooo… after being a whore for the better part of his mortal life Ash avoids physical intimacy at all costs – the exception being his lovely wife Soteria.

9. What is 7's (Riku) biggest fear?

Losing himself to the darkness again. Or losing Sora – though the two really are rather equivalent in his mind.

10. A Meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7 (Riku), 2 (Axel), and 10 (Aya) stop it?

The could try? I’m sure they could make a pretty big dent in it if not completely obliterate it? Are metiors the ice and stone ones? If so that thing’ll be melted way before getting close enough to harm our dear Roxie

11. Is 9 (Louis) single?

Not so much. And his lover is VERY possessive so it’s just not a good thing to try.

13. Does 1 (Acheron) wish this TAG was over?

He’d probably be calm enough about it if it made his Simi happy – which it totally would

14. 8 (Lestat) and 7 (Riku) are dancing to the waltz. 2 (Axel) comes in and sees them dancing. 2 (Axel)'s reaction?

Probably amusement? That or WTFery over Riku chillaxng with the hot blond and not his So-chan. They would be a very hot dancing duo though

15. 9 (Louis) and 5 (Demdem) go to the movies. What movie do they see?

Something sappy and girly and romantic. They’d be best galpals – dem with the excitement, Louis with the serenity. They’d allow each other to be vulnerable though!

16. You are attacked by 1 (Acheron), 3 (Roxas), and 9 (Louis). Can you survive?

Not a chance. Any one of them and you’re fucked – cept perhaps Roxie. I mean Acheron is the OMEGA… his word is the law of the universe so he wouldn’t even have to touch. He accidentally said that his best friend should kill himself in a fit of anger – and he DID. One has no choice because once Ash says something it’s happening one way or another.

Louis on the other hand is way less insanely powerful – but he IS Merciful death… which is an odd misnomer because he is actually the most brutal of all the vamps in that he kills indiscriminately… not just the weak or old or bad. If you cross his path while he is hunting you will die. That’s just the way it is. That and his preternatural awesome.

As for our darling Roxie… well the boy has skills… but he still maintains SOME humanity and can fail. So with him you’d have a shot… not a good one, but a sliver of chance is infinitely better than none whatsoever.

17. What is 4 (Zexion)'s favorite color?

Aubergine

18.Can 7 (Riku) sing?

Probably – what CAN’TT our darling Riku do? Even if he sucked musically he’d make such a show of it that you wouldn’t notice

19. A vampire bites 2 (Axel). 4 (Zexion) sees this, what do they do?

Observe. Document it probably. Perhaps help out if they were on a mission. Depends on which version of zexy was involved

20. All the OC's get into a battle Royal. Who will win?

Acheron. Hands down. But outside of gods of distruction and the end of the world… it would be a thing of groups really. You’d have the preternaturals coming in 2nd and 3rd (if Louis chose to fight and if Stat was threatened he totally would), And then it would be a toss-up for 4th – 10th with all the semi-humans fighting among themselves

Okay - so you know what is distinctly *not* fun? Working over 4 weeks of on average 18 hour days, averaging between 1-5 hours of sleep per night during this entire time becuase there is SO much to do... and then you go check the mail on the way home from the bus stop (because there is no TIME to check it if it's not like right dab smack in your path to get home because you're THAT busy...) and there is this ominous looking letter from the fucking government saying... dun dun dun... you've been selected for JURY DUTY. What the fuck dude. Busiest year of my LIFE to date - and that's saying a lot because I live an extremely chaotic existance, and they choose NOW of all tiems to be like HI - I know you're barely keeping your head above water as is (cough only got 1 hour 20 min sleep last night because I had to work late into the night and then get up early for work this morning) but we're going to yank you out of your life and have you sit around getting paid complete shit to listen to other people's problems for an indeterminate amount of time. You should feel honoured. Erg. Not annoyed at all. Sigh - alright back to the thesis. I was totally hoping I was exempt from being called again too considering they called me up when I was less than 2 years old (my mum wrote back being like... dude while she is *available* I honestly think you'd find her more trouble than she's worth on a jury... that and she doesn't actually speak y'know... any language yet... yep.)