Memelicious!

EIGHT ways to win your heart;
o8. Be gorgeous.
o7. Be slim but not like skeletal.
o6. Be cocky but able to back it up
o5. Be able to hold your own in a debate against me. Keep in mind – articulation counts. Raising one’s voice does not make an argument any more valid.
o4. Be at least as ambitious as I am – especially when it comes to knowledge and academic success
o3. Be kool when I rave about naughty boy on boy fandom deliciousness
o2. Get over the fact that I share a brain with Lauren. You’re not always going to come first. That spot is usually reserved for me but there are a whole cast of players who have occasional bit parts there too.
o1. Understand the fact that I think things through multiple pathways and seven steps in advance. If you want something done fast you’re gonna have to initiate it because I get caught up in my mind. It’s a fascinating place in there If I *am* getting things done – don’t expect me to be able to explain my thought processes – it’s not linear and would likely take too long to make you understand it.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot;
o7. Where am I going to be in two years
o6. Details of my reflection in whatever shiny surface happens to be closest
o5. What would I, and those around me, be up to if this were (insert ancient time period here). I like imagining people’s outfits and occupations.
o4. All the ways I or those around me could die in a Final Destination style circumstance. Not scary like – more amusing.
o3. People are idiots. How is this person going to end up happy? I do hope they never procreate.
o2. Mmmmm – I wonder what I should eat now?
o1. Has Lauren replied yet?!?!?

SIX things you wish you could say to SIX different people right now;
o6. *I* am okay with it because there is nothing incriminating there but you should really ask before taking someone’s camera to download the pictures off it without consulting them until after the fact.
o5. Get over yourself – no one is actually cripplingly afraid of hallways. Grow up.
o4. Are you really so scared of being alone that you want to stay in a dull relationship / occupation out of comfort? We only live once people – hop to it!
03. We really need to speed things along here – just because you plan on spending your life in this faculty doesn’t mean I do or at least not in this capacity.
o2. You know things would move a LOT faster if we didn’t have status report meetings every day.
o1. Yes – I recognize that whenever you get home I’m either on the TV (gaming, movies, or television in that order) – thaty doesn’t mean I spent all day doing nothing. That actually is more a reflection of the fact that I’ve had an exhausting, work filled day and happen to get home half an hour before you do.

FIVE things you do before you fall asleep;
o5. Eat something delicious
o4. Brush my teeth and shower
o3. Check dA and e-mail
o2. Check my alarm
o1. Read in bed

FOUR things you see right now;
o4. My rainbow arm socks
o3. My work laptop with a bazillion wires coming out of it and two memory keys
o2. My Boss’ empty chair
o1. A very, very dark and cloudy sky despite it being 11:58 am

THREE songs that you listen to often;
o3. The Sharpest Lives – My Chemical Romance
o2. Secret Letters – Hyde (Roentgen)
o1. This Love, This Hate – Hollywood Undead

TWO things you want to do before you die;
o2. Have lunch
o1. Finish collecting the feathers / glyphs in Assassin’s Creed 2
(Hey – it said 2 THINGS. Not two EPIC things.)

ONE confession;
o1. I actually really enjoy America’s Next Top Model despite the vapid content It really appeals to the narcissist in me – plus pretty colours and sparkly things! My sister and I like watching it together