When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.
How girlie am I? Becasue I was bored with no internet.
Hair:
[ ] Extensions
[x] Dyed at least once Black, bright Red, Blue, Purple which reminds me, I really do need to redo the purple before All Hallows Eve!!!
[x] Dyed it more then 5 times Dyed it more than 5 COLOURS
[ ] Use hairspray, hair gel etc. Im going with this means on a daily, monthly, weekly, yearly basis? Ive used it when in plays and the like but my hair HATES such things
[ ] Change hairstyle regularly Hairstyle or haircut? Either way the answer is no I have about 3-4 main ways of wearing it clips into an elaborate updo, schoolgirl braids, ponytail / high bun, or down
[ ] Have layers, hair feathered etc. Hahaha no. My hair is big and curly and makes its own damn layers with no input from me
[ ] Straighten your hair Like twice a year so no
[ ] Curl your hair AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA phleeeze.
[ ] Blow dry your hair If I wanted a MEGAFRO which is a big no.
[x] Lots of clips, hair bands etc. See hairstyle number one. I need 10-15 just to get all these curls to stay the hell up. Good news is if I add a tiara headband or such it looks professionally done which is bitching!
So far = 3
Face:
[ ] Foundation DARKER than your natural skin tone Dont wear it
[x] Foundation which matches your skin tone I have a POWDER which I sometimes lightly use if I have like shiney sunscreen or something on? Does that count? The woman at the makeup counter laughed at me last time I went to buy it because the lightest shade they had just barely matched my skin
[x] Mascara On occasion. I like funky coloured ones
[x] Eyeliner Hells to the yes. I LOVE eyeliner. I even do fun half my face designs with it that make me happy and other people stare
[ ] Blusher (sometimes) With how light my skin is I think Id look like a prostitute clown if I tried blush that and I tend to go for a more GOTHIC UNDEAD than YOUTHFULLY INNOCENT type look
[ ] Bronzer Bahahahahahaha you surely jest
[ ] Lip gloss, lip stick etc I use CHAPSTICK but thats because I live in the fucking arctic tundra for 9 months of the year
[ ] Fake eyelashes I had to use those for a dance performance once something about having GLUE so close to my EYES just did not sit well with me. I dont have one to spare should something slip
[ ] Eyelash curlers That thing looks like a medieval torture device. See previous answer.
[ ] About a million makeup bags and brushes That, my friend, is my sister
So far = 6
Body
[ ] A piercing Nope but if I were to get one Id want it to be a labret
[ ] More then one piercing (one in each ear) Nooooope.
[ ] Fake tan See bronzer.
[ ] Have/had fake nails Only for haloween and I dont think those count considering they were on for all of like 10 hours
[ ] Eyebrows waxed/threaded Ahahahah no. I have tiny eyebrows to begin with so I would look hilarious if I took any of that away
[ ] Have used a sun bed Seen final destination 3 waaayyy too many times to ever consider that. Plus the whole cancer thing. Plus the whole I hate being tanned thing . Just no.
[ ] Have had a pedicure Seems a waste considering my penchant for running barefoot through fields and playing all manner of rough on your feet games. That plus 9 months of the year you dont remove your socks unless you are either about to bathe, or about to sleep . . and I mean like sitting on the bed about 3 seconds from being under the covers
[ ] Have had a manicure I dont like people touching me. Plus I cant stand any white on my nails so they are too short for anything but clear nailpolish and whats the point. I used to paint them fun colours back in high school but I also have OCD and I was actually losing marks on exams and such because once they chipped once I HAD to get the rest off and there was no way I could concentrate on anything else until this VITAL task was complete. Just NOT a good idea somehow
[x] Legs waxed/shaved Im not a cavewoman thxsomuch. Thye get ICHY if I dont shave
[ ] Tattoos Not yet
So far = 7
Others
[ ] Worn/wear colored contacts No but I WANT purple ones! Or black or like icey white blue
[ ] Worn/wear contact lenses The whole eye poking thing creeps me like whoa
[ ] Own fake designer stuff Yesss but not BECAUSE its designer. I usually only find out when people comment on it and Im like yeah it was the comfiest one?
[ ] Follow the latest trends from the 1800s other than that not so much
[ ] Look orange regularly . Uh never actually? Blue perhaps?
[ ] Pretend your fake stuff is real Hahahaha. Nope. I dont actually KNOW which of my stuff IS real or not for the most part
[ ] Wear a lot of perfume Allergic
[ ] Wear flesh colored tights so your legs look darker. If I wear tights, and thats a big if, then its fishnet or bust. I have around 11 pairs of different sizes and patterns and I love them
[X] Wear a more then 5 pieces of jewelery at a time Almost every day. I have three necklaces on average and 5ish rings, plus a pocket watch but Im not sure if that counts?
[ ] Most of your clothes have fake diamonds on them None of my clothes have fake diamonds on them?
So far = 8
Have you:
[ ] Considered a boob job Hahaha umm no. Im a 34 D and all they do is get in the bloody way. Have you ever tried to compete in Kendo with breasticles? You have to wrap them so tight you can barely breathe which impedes your abilities, and they STILL get in the way of your overhead swings which is a real bitch. Anything larger and I think Id cry a little inside
[ ] Considered/had lipo suction I think not. I like mah body even if my breasticles are a little annoying at times. Ive decided long ago that breasts should be pregnancy related. Like they are there and tiny like boy breasts, and then they just grow when you get preggers. It would totally work too because theyd have like 9 months to grow and thats totally long enough considering how much the rest of your body does plus they wouldnt get in the way at other times! I vote yes.
[ ] Wanted your lips to be fuller Haha I have a big pouty bottom lip already and all it does is get chapped easier so no thx
[ ] Considered/had botox Vote no to needles!
[ ] Gone on a diet Bahahahaha dude I polished off an entire row of chocolate covered cookies, a quarter chocolate fudge mousse cake, and 4 crepes for dinner/dessert. I dont think I could survive a diet
[ ] Gone to the gym Hell to the no. I cant stand sweat. I honestly gag when I see / smell it and I also cant touch things other people have touched when they have dirty hands. Gyms and me would not mix well
[ ] Had your teeth bleached /whitened professionally I like my sparkly whites thxsomuch
[ ] Bleached/whitened your teeth at home Ehhh too lazy.
[ ] Had work done on your teeth so they are perfect Born perfect baby
[ ] Had any plastic surgery I prefer metal surgery myself.
Total = 8
Now multiply your answer by 2
I am 16% Girly according to the infinite wisdom that is this meme









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And yes, we have water again... but now we also have air in the pipes ^______________________________^ BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-SPIT-BANG-BANG! "FUCK! AAH! FUCK!" And it's dirty water 0________________0 I still haven't had a fricking drink, because I prefer my water to *not* be tinted *brown*.
Ohhhhh, hun - that definitely sounds like a stressful day, right there :S *hugs* Ick - absolutely foul. The super early appointment! Inhuman! I didn't even know those places were *open* at eight, isn't nine, or even eight-thirty, generally the way to go? Jeeeeeeze, that's painful :S Especially with how *cold* it must have been, ugh, you poor thing
Urgh - sleep wellllllllllll tonight, my dear!
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Lol - what does Nix-22 look like again? Lol - I can totally picture it though - he just doesn't have a face in my head
And YES, IT'S SUCH AN AWESOME SONG! Haha, I should get a copy of your high school playlist, then
Hunnnnnnnnnnnngry! Am cooking dinner. Caitlin ended up staying at her friend's place, and they went to a birthday party (it's a disco, cute, but they're 10? Seems early/expensive/odd for a bday party?) together, so I haven't actually eaten except for two bits of toast at lunchtime
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LuiS aRReDoNDo
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don't give up, don't give in, keep your eyes on the prize
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LuiS aRReDoNDo
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don't give up, don't give in, keep your eyes on the prize
-Katy Perry
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mortal sins contest link [link]
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